You know Python and SQL and Java and Vixen
Caching and Lakehouse and Pipeline and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
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Rudolph the Data Reindeer
Really makes your data flow
And if you ever met him
You’d thank him for those perfect rows
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All of the other reindeer
Have the siloed data blues
They never let poor Rudolph
Give them a single source of truth
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your data skills
Please help reduce my business bills
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Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Data Reindeer
You'll go down in history!"